Chaos Capturer Gifts

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

The beginning of one of those days.

'I totally baby-proofed the house while you were out!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I'm so good at this!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Disorder in the Court!

Paper Trail

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

The horn of paper

"Ahoy!"