Emergencies: The World Economy
Crisis Captain Gifts
Looking for a gift for your crisis captain? Explore our witty and creative selection of products that honor those who handle chaos with charm and resilience. Perfect for anyone who’s always ready to steer through storms, these gifts add a dash of humor and appreciation to their day. Whether they’re managing a project, juggling life’s surprises, or simply the go-to person in a pinch, our items are designed to bring a smile and some recognition for their heroic skills.
Captain in a storm
Is that pancake ready yet?
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'
"Cat park"
'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'
Disorder in the Court!
Desk bins contain fires to be put out.
Naughty Puppy Dog.
"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.
Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.
'When an outboard goes overboard'
"Ahoy!"
"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"
No wheelies.
Financial Pirates
'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'
'Crisis? What crisis?' asks DoH Minster.
'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'
Potty Training.
"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."
Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)
A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.
"If pressured, I will run!"
"How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?"
Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.
"Perfect! A table all to ourselves!"
'I don't get too far at home complaining about cubicle. My wife's cubicle has thirty four children in it.'
"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."
Afghan Aid Workers Will Be Flown Out By/After August 31st, 2021
'I know you part own the bank but if you don't let me have a bonus and give me your money no loan!'
Crisis Captain Gifts Collection
Crisis Captain Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that celebrate your crisis captain’s leadership and resilience—perfect for brightening their mornings and recognizing their heroic efforts.
Crisis Captain Pillows
Explore cozy pillows featuring clever designs that honor your crisis captain, offering comfort and smiles in their everyday space.
Crisis Captain Prints
Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the strength and wit of your crisis captain, perfect for decorating their workspace or home with a personal touch.
Crisis Captain T-Shirts
Find fun and inspiring t-shirts that highlight your crisis captain’s ability to handle whatever comes their way, adding humor and style to their wardrobe.