Credit Crunch Captain Gifts

'Forget fire and heat, this modern hell. You've got to walk through a mall with thousands of shops, and you've got 20 credit cards with exceeded credit limits!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

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Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Financial Pirates

'Will that be on your store charge?'

Jerry, times are tough. I'll take your iou for $75 only if it's written on a $100 bill.

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

'You're ambitious I see!'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

'The concept would be great if I had thought of it first.'