Debt Crisis Detective Gifts

Cristina Kirchner

Tsipras Discus

British savings accounts

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Eurobonds Explained.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

What comes after a trillion

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

The euro currency is a bomb.

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Euro crisis bailout.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"One day more boy, all this will be yours!"

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'