Debt Crisis Detective Gifts

Cristina Kirchner

Tsipras Discus

British savings accounts

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Eurobonds Explained.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Recession

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

The United States Public Debt.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

The euro currency is a bomb.

What comes after a trillion

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'It's your debt to society.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Euro crisis bailout.

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"One day more boy, all this will be yours!"

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.