Debt Crisis Scholar Gifts

The euro currency is a bomb.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

More Money for Greece.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"...And, while fortunately, I am not losing my job...my heart goes out to those who are!"

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Euro-Meltdown

Bank of Mum and Dad.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe.

"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

"Sorry, my Greek friend...a debt release is not an option. I just can't afford it. Look at me, I haven't eaten in five minutes!!"

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

"Thanks very much for my student loan. I don't think I could ever repay you."

Tsipras Discus

A good place in the queue.

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

Banks To Stop Behaving Irresponsibly - 'But that's the only reason I became a banker.'

'Instead of bankers, divide $700- billion among high schoolers on Friday, they spend it. And by Monday all that money is flowing up rhrough the economy, ending the recession!'

Garlic Express

Cristina Kirchner

Fiscal Cliff

'Have beer and fags gone up yet?'

'If they charged admission there would be enough money to pay off all the debts.'

'He had lots of visitors today. Mostly people he owes money to.'

The German Angst-Angst. . .