Debt Crisis Analyst Gifts

'If they charged admission there would be enough money to pay off all the debts.'

Mario Draghi

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Loan Alley

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

Ukraine Crisis

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Greek Crisis

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

That might not work, EU...

The bailout.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Crisis

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Agency Moody's comments

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Core Business.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Financial crisis and layoffs

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"