Debt Analyst Gifts

Build it and, sooner or later, they will come!

'This calculator is no good for my economics class. It has room for only eight digits in the read out window. We're studying the Federal deficit so I'll need at least fifteen digits.'

"Now get out there and stimulate the economy by paying back your student loans."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Crisis'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

U.S. Credit Rating

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Travel looks strong!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Portfolio, 2011

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Wait a minute....!

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Greek Crisis