Comedic Debt Analyst Gifts

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Monkey Business College

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

At The Clown Bank.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."

Fisherman Funneral

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

Build it and, sooner or later, they will come!

Government a la Carte

With Friends Like These

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

"Honey, I'm home."

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"Connect the dots"

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

'Fortunately, I'm serving, concurrently, both my interest and principle.'

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'