Treasury Analyst Gifts

'The Government's thinking about changing the dollar bill to a coin.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Cut Price

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

The Thought Process.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Tariffs"

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"International trade"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Falling graphs.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Trump and President Xi

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"It's written in invisible ink."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

Trading Insults