Tax Analyst Gifts

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

Under New (IRS) Management

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! I'm a grad student pursuing my PhD. in robotics. Under the recent tax plan that passed the House, I'd have to count my tuition waiver as income, even though I never received any actual money. This would put me in a higher tax bracket and I'd have to drop out because I could never afford to pay those taxes. Good riddance, Poindexter. Science is nothing but gobbledygook anyway. Studies have shown that's not the case.

Tax the Poor

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

Republicans are still making faces at the dems' tax hikes.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Flat tax - equal burden?

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."