Tax Analyst T-Shirts

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

Under New (IRS) Management

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

Tax the Poor

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

Republicans are still making faces at the dems' tax hikes.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Flat tax - equal burden?

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Counting dollars

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'