Debt Expert Gifts

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Eurobonds Explained.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Recession

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

The United States Public Debt.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Kicking The Habit

The euro currency is a bomb.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

"It covers up all the debt."

Core Business.

What comes after a trillion

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'It's your debt to society.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Euro crisis bailout.