Debt Strategist Gifts

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"

"Thanks very much for my student loan. I don't think I could ever repay you."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I just..."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'