Loan Strategist Gifts

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

Student Loans - 'Not you again.'

'Be extra nice to that gentleman, Miss Forley - He owes us a lot of money.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The recession is over, again.'

"I just..."

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Are we broke yet?'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'The market shifted on me.'