Loan Management Gifts

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

"How much do we owe them?"

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'No can do, pal.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"Well that finalises your loan. I will of course now need one of your testicles as collateral."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"What's a debenture?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

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'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

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"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

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'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

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'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'