Loans Manager Gifts

"It's 'bring your child to work day'. Would you mind if I let him refuse your loan application?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

U.S. Credit Rating

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Wait a minute....!

'That's my boy...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."