Debt Adviser Gifts

'It's from the credit card people, thanking us for their company cruise to Tahiti.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

U.S. Credit Rating

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Recession

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The United States Public Debt.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"It covers up all the debt."

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Kicking The Habit

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'