Debt Relief Advocate Gifts

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

U of Debt

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Recession

Student Debt

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The United States Public Debt.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Kicking The Habit

"It covers up all the debt."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'It's your debt to society.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'