Debt Management Warrior Gifts

"I owe, I owe so off to work I go..."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

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Fries and kids

Standard And P****d.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Student Debt

"We got the cactus account!"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Life plan

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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