Student Debt Warrior Gifts

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

TIme To Pay The Pipers

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Child finding school too hard.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Student Debt

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Life plan

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Modern Studying

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"