Student Debt Challenger Gifts

'Son, we're very proud of you. You've worked very hard. Here's a bill for 120 grand in college expenses.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Student Debt

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Gone for Broke College

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!