Student Debt Challenger Gifts

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Student Debt

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Gone for Broke College

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'