College Debt Survivor Gifts

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Student Debt

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

College tuition fees.

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

Graduate receives a tax bill instead of a diploma

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."