Student Loan Survivor Gifts

"No, his 100th birthday party was last month. Now he's celebrating paying off his student loans."

'Wow! You must be really well educated!'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

'It's a relief to finally pay off my student loans.'

"Would you believe it? I'm still trying to pay off my student loan."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Student Debt

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'

"Congratulations on completing your education, son....you owe your mother and I $317,694.66."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

Students Drowning

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."