Student Loan Survivors Gifts

'Hello, Alumni Office? Bad timing. Your fund raising letter arrived with my student loan bills.'

Life plan

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Student Debt

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Student Loan Shark

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

College tuition fees.

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."