Student Loan Warrior Gifts

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Please, sir - I have to pay off my student loans!"

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

Help. After Amassing Huge College Debt, I had To Dumb Down My Resume To Get A Job.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Child finding school too hard.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Student Debt

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'