Student Loan Warrior Gifts

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'In accordance with your college loan agreement, this radio tracking collar will be removed when you pay off your loan in 2019.'

"Please, sir - I have to pay off my student loans!"

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

Help. After Amassing Huge College Debt, I had To Dumb Down My Resume To Get A Job.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Child finding school too hard.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Student Debt

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

Life plan

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'