Loan Warrior Gifts

"I have a lot of student loans to pay back."

'What a coincidence! My student loan payment bill and my first social security check...'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

"He had just paid off his student loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Student Debt

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"We got the cactus account!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Wait a minute....!

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Breaking Through