Mortgage Warrior Gifts

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes', well we're the bank that likes to say ****off."

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'

"I've just had mine repossessed..."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

Student Debt

"We got the cactus account!"

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

House hunting is cruel.

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'How to handle market stress' book being thrown through investments office window.

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."