Mortgage Warriors Gifts

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

U of Debt

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

"We got the cactus account!"

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

House hunting is cruel.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

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Foreclosure

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"