Finance Warriors Gifts

"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The transparent safe box of Panama

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"We got the cactus account!"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Breaking Through

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Stress on GPs

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'