Finance Fighters Gifts

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Student Debt

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"We got the cactus account!"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Breaking Through

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Stress on GPs

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

'No more!'

Stocks have ruined me....'Poor devil!'