Debt Warriors Gifts

'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'

"You've got a degree, why do you do this?"

The Modern Liberal Arts Degree

Help Me Play My Student Loans

"What's your hobby?"

U of Debt

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

The transparent safe box of Panama

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Student Debt

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

business illustration

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.