Debt Warrior Gifts

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

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'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'Here we are, almost out of debt, and they have to buy a new car.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Students Drowning

"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."

"I didn't have rich parents to bribe my way into college, I had to take out student loans for that. . ."

Money Problems

"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."

Student Debt

'As it turns out, there won't be any fees associated with your refinancing. Your application was rejected.'

Caught in a web of money

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'You have the most education of all the applicants, but your unpaid student loans hurt your credit score, so we can't hire you.'

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

I can't handle this mortgage.

'Just when I finally paid off my college loan.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Fries and kids

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

For sale

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"We got the cactus account!"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'