Student Loan Crusaders Gifts

The Call to Arms

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Student Debt

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'You're ambitious I see!'

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'