Student Loan Realist Gifts

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Student Debt

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

Graduate Job Openings

'Forget that pension plan. We expect the company to belly-up in two to three years.'

Recovery rooms for surgery and billing.

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Your Flexible Fiend.

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'