Student Loan Crusaders Pillows

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Student Debt

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'You're ambitious I see!'

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

"Second grade, second grade, second grade, my teacher wants me to repeat second grade!"

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'