Debt Survivor Gifts

"You call it grad school; I call it raising the debt ceiling."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Look, if it makes you feel any better, Nana and Poppa are still paying off their student loans."

"...And we just paid off our student loans."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"You have your whole lives ahead of you to wallow in debt..."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

College tuition fees.

"With $48,000 in student debt, I thought I was too big to fail."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

U of Debt

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

Student Debt

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'