Student Debt Gifts

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

"All my degrees have made me an expert in the field of student debt."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Life plan

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Student Loan Shark

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Graduate Job Openings

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'