Dealing With Student Debt Gifts

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Life plan

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Will that be on your store charge?'

fortune teller and credit card.

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."