Dealing With Debt Gifts

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Our checks bounced again."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Bill hot water 100000" "SOS!"

It was bad enough being saddled with debt --- Now they're starting to apply the spurs!

'Any chance of a bailout?'

'I suppose I could reduce my fee.'

'You owe us on the loan we made to you to get married.'

'It's all very well saying we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I'm already on it and thinking of jumping off!'

"How do you do? I'm your wife's 'maxed - out' credit card, from a previous marriage."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'"Dinner"? I'm sorry -- Dinner has been canceled due to budget cuts.'

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"You're dying, why are you smiling?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Standard And P****d.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Kicking The Habit

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."