Debt Issues Gifts

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

Life plan

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

fortune teller and credit card.

'You never give up, do you?'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.