Money Issues Gifts

"I've overdrawn. To whom do I apologize?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Watering Money

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Money Bar.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Wards / Mortuary

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

How America Was Re-Won