Money Troubles Gifts

"I have a terrible cash flow problem. It all flows into the tank, through the engine and out the exhaust."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Financial life preserver

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

How America Was Re-Won

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

No Money

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'