Financial Difficulties Gifts

Accountant - Ah Mr Foster, what kind of year have you had?

'It's all your fault-trying to keep up with the Catherine Zeta Joneses!'

'I have a feeling the neigbors are having financial problems. Mrs Jones is down at the corner selling lemonade!'

Pawn Shop: See us at your next inconvenience.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'You can't jump, Mr. Kramer...you need to sign our paychecks.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Janice, our stocks are worthless, but we still have each other. As if being broke isn't bad enough...'

"My wife left me and ran away with someone else..."

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."