Dealing With Financial Difficulties Gifts

"I don't see why all the sudden fuss. For us the mortgage crisis is a monthly event."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

No Money

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Homeowner please help."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"