Dealing With Financial Difficulties Gifts

"I don't see why all the sudden fuss. For us the mortgage crisis is a monthly event."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Homeowner please help."

No Money

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Financial life preserver

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

Finance Company.

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"