Financial Difficulty Gifts

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'What areas?'

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

Church offering - thank you, it couldn't come at a better time.

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Housing problems.

"Well, you wouldn't tell me how much you earned, so I didn't tell you how much we owed."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

Sales

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."