Experiencing Financial Difficulties Gifts

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

No Money

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Homeowner please help."

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."