Experiencing Financial Hardship Gifts

'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

Cash for gold.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Sales

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Homeowner please help."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

No Money

Financial life preserver

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

Panhandling Pennybags

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."