Overcoming Financial Hardship Gifts

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Peter

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Sales

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

No Money

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Homeowner please help."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."