Going Through Financial Hardship Gifts

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Financial life preserver

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

No Money

"Homeowner please help."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."