Going Through Financial Hardship Gifts

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Sales

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

Financial life preserver

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Homeowner please help."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

No Money