Experiencing Financial Hardship T-Shirts

'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'

Cash for gold.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

No Money

Financial life preserver

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"Homeowner please help."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

"Married a local musician"

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."